Showing posts with label Lady. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lady. Show all posts

Monday, June 8, 2015

The beginning of the end

As with anything, we must always start with a beginning.  Since I am newly (7 months) married and will be a father in about 4 months, I seem to have a lot of new beginnings suddenly.  Since this started off with a discussion of how I am making my wife's coworkers jealous, I will start with the proper treatment of a lady...  I am sure this will take a while. I also know that I will eventually get to saying that making your lady pay for the first date at anything with a jingle is a whole mess of wrong; this will anger some people.  As a man, I like things simple.  Thus we arrive at our beginning:
Buy a scalp massager.  It looks like a whisk with one end cut off, and it will make your significant other feel incredibly relaxed.  Buy it and use it well...